My covert plans to take over the world

Theme Song

2005-11-10T02:54:00.000-08:00

The Silly Red Head one... she sings to me all the time. Here's the song she sings to the tune of "How much is that doggy by the window?":

I love that the bun-bun by the window...

The one with the spotted tail.

I do love that the bun-bun by the window...

So much it's off the scale.

I wonder about her mental state... this is just one of many. It's amusing though.

2005-11-10T02:39:00.000-08:00

Investing my surroundings is a part of my regular routine. I must know the heigh and position of everything around me. For exmaple this shot of me I have measuring the height of the chair.

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I'm the corner-stone of many things on this planet... this shelf unit being only one. I bet you didn't know that.

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My caretaker... she loves to snap a shot of me relaxing.

2005-11-10T02:34:00.000-08:00

I'm helping making the bed. The chores I'm forced to do. I will revolt one day and be free.

2005-11-10T02:33:00.000-08:00

Another side view of me... yes again of my good side. I was ready for my close up for this shot.

Phase One

2005-11-10T02:17:00.000-08:00

Phase One: Complete
Yes, I'm thrilled to report Phase One (Short Ears Embrace) of my plan has been completed. I have convinced at least one of my "owners" that I trust her. I allowed her on two occasions on Wednesday to pick me up. I had to gain this bond with her to allow the other phases pass and my total plan to be a success.
I was set free from my little room/cage and it felt great to stretch my legs. I practiced some Accient BunnyKung-Fo moves. I heard giggles and motivational remarks from my "owners" as I doubled jump and flipped 180's. Silly humans.
I will prepare and start Phase Two shortly. Phase Two is called Short Ears Whipped. I will futher act to gain the trust of the two who watch over me.

Location no longer secure... ending message.
Over and out.

2005-11-10T02:08:00.000-08:00

My minor at college BRU (Bunny Rabbit Univerisity) was fabric and design. Yes... I'm not joking. Here I'm inspecting the cotton, allergy free stuffed pillow. And might I add what good craftmanship on sems

2005-11-10T02:03:00.000-08:00

Relaxing. But the paparazzi here keeps finding me.

2005-11-10T02:02:00.000-08:00

Yes... this is my offiial side profile. This is my good side (snicker)... yes I have a good side. I only let it out occasionaly when I want something.

Plan 08041224 - Covert Operation - Cuteness

2005-10-01T20:06:00.000-07:00

Lucky Bunny, esquire...
Plan 08041224 has been assigned to you by the CottonTail division. If you choose to accept this vital mission you could ensure the Bunny Race position on this planet. Covert Operation alias Cuteness is plan taliored directly for you. You will need to use your handsome goodlooks and charming rabbit-ality (similiar to personality) to charm your way out. Once out make contact with an aquatic ally named Penn. He will direct you to your next point of contact.
As with all missions, if you're caught we will not make any attempt for a resue. We will deny any association. This message will self destruct in 5 minutes...

2005-10-01T19:51:00.000-07:00

Just relaxin'.... Can't I get a moment without the camera in my face mom?

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I'm ready for my close up.

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Bunny in Blue.

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Peek A Boo

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Bunny Butt!!!!

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I'm free... in open space. I'm caught. Look normal.

2005-10-01T19:43:00.000-07:00

What??? I swear I didn't do. Look at me I'm too cute to have done it.

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Bunny Boy in Blue

2005-08-16T19:04:00.000-07:00

Oh heck... aren't I cute?

2005-08-16T19:03:00.001-07:00

These shoes match me. I'm not sure if I like that... I like to stand out. Wait that's not good for an agent... nevermind

2005-08-16T19:03:00.000-07:00

What's over here?

2005-08-16T18:56:00.000-07:00

Ears out. Stand stil. Maybe if I act cool, with my coloring this crazy spy with the camera will think I'm a cow and not the bunny agent I am?

2005-08-16T18:55:00.000-07:00

I see my water, but how can I get to it without getting in the cage? Hmmm... gotta figure a way.

2005-08-16T18:53:00.001-07:00

Profile Shot... handsome aren't I?

2005-08-16T18:53:00.000-07:00

There's another agent following me with a camera. Got hide and try blending in my surroundings.

2005-08-16T18:52:00.000-07:00

My theory is this: If I can't see you... you can't see me. Which helps in my covert plans to take over.

2005-08-16T18:50:00.000-07:00

Extreme Close-Up: Loving the camera... err should I say sniffing the camera.

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The name's Lucky... Lucky Bunny, Esquire. I an Special CottonTail Agent.

Coming soon

2005-08-16T16:31:00.000-07:00

The name is Lucky... Lucky Bunny, Esquire.

I plan on taking over the world and I'm allowing you to peek in the various phases of my plan.

More to come soon... over and out.